Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Here's the match report for Wed 6th June

We were shit-we lost !

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

We were SHIT x 8 and our pockets paid the price as we lost the beer leg heavily with only 2 scored!

The opposition lulled us into a false sense of security by telling us they had lost the last 4 matches.

Words of wisdom from Tony told us we were not trying to beat the opposition but just battling against the doll, made no difference as we still lost!

Anonymous said...

After analysing our performance results from last weeks match it is my considered unproffessional opinion that we were poisoned by Green King's Crappy Ale. How could we play while trying to run to the loo. As always management, leadership, motivation and general good eggishness were in abundant supply from our steadfast good looking, sexy captain. And under the circumstances he could not be blamed for any loss of form. I am not related to said captain and wish to remain nameless

Anonymous said...

After analysing our performance results from last weeks match it is my considered unproffessional opinion that we were poisoned by Green King's Crappy Ale. How could we play while trying to run to the loo. As always management, leadership, motivation and general good eggishness were in abundant supply from our steadfast good looking, sexy captain. And under the circumstances he could not be blamed for any loss of form. I am not related to said captain and wish to remain nameless